I know I am over exaggerating about my chin at the moment. If you have seen my instagram pic or pics of me doing chin exercises, it’s because I never noticed it climbing aboard – the extra folds of flesh seem to have landed beneath my face, above my saggy neck an plonked themselves in for the long stay. !!!! I never saw it coming. They didn’t appear one by one, so I could have zapped them with a peg or something. Boom whoosh and wham, there they are in all their glory.
And I know… stop moaning Gill “at least you are alive!” how many times do people need to remind me of this.
Yes I am alive and I thought keeping myself in good shape, being nearer 60 than 50 – I thought I was absolutely average…. but having this extra chin thing going on has made me think wtf…. What the Flip for those who do not like expletives.
You try and tell young people to enjoy their bodies when they are young and they laugh at you like yeah,,, like were ever going to get a face like yours !!! well…………………..
Sorry did that sound a tad aggressive? Well it was meant to. I know I normally sound all “well we all have to make the best of ourselves etc etc etc” in a gentle soft tone !!! well I am miffed about the appearance of this chin development. Is it because I always have my head pointed down typing ? Oh crikey yes it could be… Or is it too much prosecco? (Welcome chins of bubbly goodness)… or am I just getting chubby in my old age? or is it…. Menopause !!! Is that extra flesh jam packed with hormones?
I’ve been trying to rub it away with some ginger oil and kind words.. You know throwing some love at it. I love you chinny chins, but will you DO ONE…. la la
So I have decided to do exercises to see if that helps and I will be raising my chins up and look at the sky more instead of squishing them into my scrag end of a neck (that’s the next thing to tackle).
I look in wonder at all the cosmetic surgery going on but no one has managed to de scrag their neck?
I have tried contouring, and my hubby thought I had a bruise and was asking me how the heck I had injured myself. Maybe a visit to the Chanel Cosmetic counter could sort that…
But yes for now, I share the humour of my facial growth and look out for the inevitable curly black hair that may well sprout from its glorious nesting place.
I know … I’m alive … I have chins and I am Happy (ish) lol